Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson is leaving a refugee camp in France “speechless” at the suffering.

The retailer tapped the actress and animal activist to front its spring/summer campaign “to deliver an empowering female message globally,” showcasing her facets as a sex symbol as well as an entrepreneur with her own vegan accessories lines. “As a fun and bold brand, we believe in championing confidence and empowering women,” Nitin Passi, founder of Missguided, says in a release. “Pamela Anderson is the ultimate babe and original pin-up for that. She’s iconic.”

“Congratulations on your new role as prime minister,” wrote the star. "I admire your progressive views on LGBT rights and your compassionate stance on the Syrian refugee crisis. I also commend you for naming a gender-balanced Cabinet, as you said, “Because it’s 2015.” There’s another issue that has sullied Canada at home and abroad for years, which I hope you’ll address: wasteful government bailouts of the nearly extinct East Coast commercial seal trade. As a concerned Canadian and as an honorary director of PETA, which has more than 280,000 members and supporters in Canada, I’d like to meet with you in person to discuss this issue.

Wellness culture is definitely a sort of horror show to me. Between deprivation from perfectly normal food (like, you know, meat), hivemind-ish workouts (I’m looking at you, SoulCycle), and an implicit mistrust of Western medicine, it is my actual nightmare. To each their own, of course: If you want to drink green juice all the livelong day and do yoga every three hours, you’re entitled to live that way. I will personally be right here with my turkey bacon, and my hunch is that we’ll both die at about the same time.